departured:

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via pursuingg-fit)

lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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(via random-australian)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via baracknobama)

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
Jorge Luis Borges (via kushandwizdom)

kristoffbjorgman:

minnothebunny:

kristoffbjorgman:

kristoffbjorgman:

KRISTOFFBJORGMAN’S OFFICIAL DIMPLES KRIS SCORECARD
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VISIBILITY OF TRADEMARK DIMPLES: 8/10
KRISTOFF-LIKE POSE: 9/10
FACIAL EXPRESSION: 10/10
VIEW OF HOT BOD: 7/10
MAGIC WIG POSITIONING: 9/10
BONUS POINTS! +100 for STARING STRAIGHT INTO MY SOUL AND MAKING SWEET SWEET LOVE TO IT WITH NOTHING BUT HIS EYES
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FINAL TALLY: 143/50
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everyone stop reblogging this i don’t want him to find it

Ok.

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starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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(via doctorwho-nothisisdoctorwatson)

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

(via seedy)

bubblexscum:

kreayshawn:

Are you serious I need these! I need one of these tatted!

Where can I get these!?

(via imreadytopanicatthedisco)

Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper DW series 1 bts.

(via gallifreyburning)

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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(via baracknobama)

sherlokidoki:

mafiagrape:

sixpenceee:

This girl and her chicken face swap 

This is the creepiest shit

I was gonna scroll passed this but I got a glimpse of her eyes and thought they looked weird and I scrolled back up and my heart literally stopped 

(via doctorwho-nothisisdoctorwatson)

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

(via sextnoise)

amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

(via imreadytopanicatthedisco)